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Fluffy Bunny Rabbit
After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day and found his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
            “if my neighbours find out my dog killed their bunny, they’ll hate me forever,” he thought.
So he took the dirty, chewed up the rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow dried its fur.
Chris knew his neighbours kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the banny back into the cage, hoping his neighbour would think it died of natural causes.
            A couple of days later Chris and his neighbour saw each other outside.
            “did you hear that fluffy die?” the neighbour asked
            “oh, mm sorry to hear that. What happened?” Chris mumbled
The neighbour replied, “we just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!”

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Kelinci berbulu halus
Setelah beberapa hari di kantor, suatu hari Chris datang ke rumah dan menemukan anjingnya bersama kelinci peliharaan tetangganya berada dalam mulutnya. Kelinci itu terlihat mati. Chris panik!
            “jika tetangga ku menemukan anjing ku yang membunuh kelinci mereka, mereka akan membenci ku selamanya,” dia pikir
Jadi dia mengambil kelinci yang kotor ke rumahnya, memandikan dan mengeringkan-menghaluskannya.
Chris tau tetangganya tetap membuka pintu belakang rumahnya selama musim panas, jadi dia masuk kedalam dan menaruh kelincinya kembali ke kandang, berharap tetangganya akan berpikir kelinci itu mati dalam keadaan natural.
            Hari selanjutnya Chris dan tetangganya terlihat bersama diluar
            “apakah kamu dengar fluffy mati?” tetangga itu bertanya
            “oh. Mm maaf aku tak mendengarnya. Apa yang terjadi?” Chris mengelak
Tetangga itu mengulangi, “suatu hari kami menemukan dia mati dalam kandangnya. Tetapi terlihat kuat setelah kamu menguburkannya beberapa hari yang lalu, ketika kami pergi makan malam dan seseorang menyimpannya, memandikan dan menaruh dia kembali ke dalam kandang!”
                                                                                             

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